TEACHER: Maria, go to the map and find North America .
MARIA: Here it is.
TEACHER: Correct. Now class, who discovered America ?
CLASS: Maria.
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TEACHER: John, why are you doing your math multiplication on the floor?
JOHN: You told me to do it without using tables.
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TEACHER: Glenn, how do you spell 'crocodile?'
GLENN: K- R-O-K-O-D-I-A-L'
TEACHER: No, that's wrong
GLENN: Maybe it is wrong, but you asked me how I spell it.
(I Love this kid)
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TEACHER: Donald, what is the chemical formula for water?
DONALD: H I J K L M N O.
TEACHER: What are you talking about?
DONALD: Yesterday you said it's H to O (H2O).
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TEACHER: Winnie, name one important thing we have today that we didn't have ten years
ago.
WINNIE: Me!
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TEACHER: Glen, why do you always get so dirty?
GLEN: Well, I'm a lot closer to the ground than you are.
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TEACHER: Millie, give me a sentence starting with ' I. '
MILLIE: I is..
TEACHER: No, Millie..... Always say, 'I am.'
MILLIE: All right... 'I am the ninth letter of the alphabet.'
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TEACHER: George Washington not only chopped down his father's cherry tree, but also
admitted it. Now, Louie, do you know why his father didn't punish him?
LOUIS: Because George still had the axe in his hand.
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TEACHER: Now, Simon, tell me frankly, do you say prayers before eating?
SIMON: No sir, I don't have to, my Mom is a good cook.
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TEACHER: Clyde , your composition on 'My Dog' is exactly the same as your brother's.
Did you copy his?
CLYDE : No, sir. It's the same dog.
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TEACHER: Harold, what do you call a person who keeps on talking when people are no
longer interested?
HAROLD: A teacher
Sunday, December 28, 2008
Thursday, December 25, 2008
REMEMBER: Jesus is Better than Santa
REMEMBER: Jesus is Better than Santa.
Santa lives at the North Pole.
JESUS is everywhere.
Santa rides in a sleigh JESUS rides on the wind and walks on the water.
Santa comes but once a year JESUS is an ever present help.
Santa fills your stockings with goodies JESUS supplies all your needs.
Santa comes down your chimney uninvited JESUS stands at your door and knocks. And then enters your heart.
You have to stand in line to see Santa JESUS is as close as the mention of His name.
Santa lets you sit on his lap JESUS lets you rest in His arms. Santa doesn't know your name, all he can say is "Hi little boy or girl, What's your name?" JESUS knew our name before we did. Not only does He know our name, He knows our address too.
He knows our history and future and He even knows how many hairs are on our heads. Santa has a belly like a bowl full of jelly JESUS has a heart full of love. All Santa can offer is HO HO HO JESUS offers health, help and hope. Santa says "You better not cry" JESUS says "Cast all your cares on me for I care for you. Santa's little helpers make toys JESUS makes new life, mends wounded hearts, repairs broken homes and builds mansions.
Santa may make you chuckle but JESUS gives you joy that is your strength. While Santa puts gifts under your tree JESUS became our gift and died on the tree. It's obvious there is really no comparison. We need to remember WHO Christmas is all about. We need to put Christ back in Christmas. Jesus is still the reason for the season.
May the Lord Bless and Watch over you and your loved ones this Christmas 2008 And may He prosper and bless the work of your hands in the New Year.
Santa lives at the North Pole.
JESUS is everywhere.
Santa rides in a sleigh JESUS rides on the wind and walks on the water.
Santa comes but once a year JESUS is an ever present help.
Santa fills your stockings with goodies JESUS supplies all your needs.
Santa comes down your chimney uninvited JESUS stands at your door and knocks. And then enters your heart.
You have to stand in line to see Santa JESUS is as close as the mention of His name.
Santa lets you sit on his lap JESUS lets you rest in His arms. Santa doesn't know your name, all he can say is "Hi little boy or girl, What's your name?" JESUS knew our name before we did. Not only does He know our name, He knows our address too.
He knows our history and future and He even knows how many hairs are on our heads. Santa has a belly like a bowl full of jelly JESUS has a heart full of love. All Santa can offer is HO HO HO JESUS offers health, help and hope. Santa says "You better not cry" JESUS says "Cast all your cares on me for I care for you. Santa's little helpers make toys JESUS makes new life, mends wounded hearts, repairs broken homes and builds mansions.
Santa may make you chuckle but JESUS gives you joy that is your strength. While Santa puts gifts under your tree JESUS became our gift and died on the tree. It's obvious there is really no comparison. We need to remember WHO Christmas is all about. We need to put Christ back in Christmas. Jesus is still the reason for the season.
May the Lord Bless and Watch over you and your loved ones this Christmas 2008 And may He prosper and bless the work of your hands in the New Year.
Monday, December 1, 2008
My Sight Acceptable!
All my life I have always wondered if I am a normal person or not.
As a deaf person of the Osmond family I am not a black duck person. They do LOVE me and they have wanted me to meet all kinds of challenges of my life.
My parents are gone and my brothers and sister are busy and worn out!
By the way, today is a special day for my parents. They both had been married for 64 years since 1944 on December 1.
Anyway, according to my title, "My Sight Acceptable" is to emphasize you that I am thankful for my eyes with my deafness. So I can depend through learning many different things all my life.
So as you know that I am a mail man nearly 25 years which I have found on the grounds. I was and am looking for the circled articles or items that represent Circular Object. For example: O for my last name O-s-m-o-n-d.
They are right now are being preserved in my lock safe and are weighing approximately 25 lbs!
My point is that I am thankful that I am NORMAL except I am deaf!! Besides the circled objects I just want to make sure that I perceive the same as the hearing people see as well as reading in the newspapers and magazines. Also I do KNOW in my heart that I know what people look like through my deafness eyes as Sight!!
Thanks goodness to my brain as well which it obsorbs through my eyes to remember many things as memories of my life! And that is why I am a good observed caring MAIL MAN!
In addition within my living soul and my mind that tells me occassionally, "Tom doesn't believe Tom" I am trying to avoid it as possible. It is called, "My Hang-Ups" all my life. And I DO NOW HAVE POSITIVE WITH MYSELF!
Keep Learning and Writing, Tom!! - I understand PEOPLE love me and admire my determination. "I can do ANYTHING with my sight which I thanked my parents for creating me! I must go ON with my life. I am now 61 years old.
So Lord what can I do for thy people on earth? To me is BEING MYSELF and BE HUMBLE. I love people for who they are. I understand nobody is perfect!
At closing to my specification about the coin I found the other day. I was extremely happy I found on the road front of the house. It has its scratches all these years! The year is 1946. It's an old coin. It is one year older than I was born!
As a deaf person of the Osmond family I am not a black duck person. They do LOVE me and they have wanted me to meet all kinds of challenges of my life.
My parents are gone and my brothers and sister are busy and worn out!
By the way, today is a special day for my parents. They both had been married for 64 years since 1944 on December 1.
Anyway, according to my title, "My Sight Acceptable" is to emphasize you that I am thankful for my eyes with my deafness. So I can depend through learning many different things all my life.
So as you know that I am a mail man nearly 25 years which I have found on the grounds. I was and am looking for the circled articles or items that represent Circular Object. For example: O for my last name O-s-m-o-n-d.
They are right now are being preserved in my lock safe and are weighing approximately 25 lbs!
My point is that I am thankful that I am NORMAL except I am deaf!! Besides the circled objects I just want to make sure that I perceive the same as the hearing people see as well as reading in the newspapers and magazines. Also I do KNOW in my heart that I know what people look like through my deafness eyes as Sight!!
Thanks goodness to my brain as well which it obsorbs through my eyes to remember many things as memories of my life! And that is why I am a good observed caring MAIL MAN!
In addition within my living soul and my mind that tells me occassionally, "Tom doesn't believe Tom" I am trying to avoid it as possible. It is called, "My Hang-Ups" all my life. And I DO NOW HAVE POSITIVE WITH MYSELF!
Keep Learning and Writing, Tom!! - I understand PEOPLE love me and admire my determination. "I can do ANYTHING with my sight which I thanked my parents for creating me! I must go ON with my life. I am now 61 years old.
So Lord what can I do for thy people on earth? To me is BEING MYSELF and BE HUMBLE. I love people for who they are. I understand nobody is perfect!
At closing to my specification about the coin I found the other day. I was extremely happy I found on the road front of the house. It has its scratches all these years! The year is 1946. It's an old coin. It is one year older than I was born!
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